The Bosses

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'''I know that these concepts are complete and utter horseshit; you really don't need to tell me. I was eleven or twelve (I really can't remember which) and unaware of the fact that I was humiliating myself. I'm keeping this up for nostalgia's sake. I promise that my current work isn't as horrible as what you're seeing here.'''

 The Bosses are the bosses from the Binding of Isaac (yay crossovers.) They appear to be passive/friendly, at least in human form. They often enter the pizzeria at their own will and do a various amount of things, including but not limited to working, playing pranks, trying to get food, and plain old visiting.

Gemini (Gene)
Gene is spacey, cheery, and not the brightest bulb in the box. He is self-conscious about Suture (his parasitic twin), who makes lame puns and swears a lot. He also appears to be friends with everybody, and likes to joke - often to the chagrin of people he holds grudges against. He likes to watch TV, but again is not too bright and ends up watching static or a colorful error screen.

Trope: Cloudcuckoolander, Pungeon Master (Suture)

Monstro (Myra)
Myra is a serial prankster who will laugh at everyone and everything. She likes to scare people, and will often plan extreme but funny practical jokes on others. She also seems to be slightly psychotic, and likes cheesy horror movies with a ton of fake gore. She also plays a lot of instruments, and will pull out loud ones at inappropriate times. Like most of her creator's characters, she likes crude/dark humor.

Trope: Prince(ss) of Pranksters

Gurdy (Gaia)
Gaia is an idiot. She doesn't have half the IQ of Gene, and has to use potions to talk coherently/act properly. She is very inactive and lazy, but when given too much sugar acts like a Cloudcuckoolander. She gets angry when people try to scare her and is very prudish. Sometimes, she is followed by Big Mama.

It Lives (Chase)
(personality undecided)

Mama Gurdy (Big Mama)
(personality undecided)

Steven (Steven)
Steven is an extremely quiet individual. He is anti-social and reads a lot of horror novels. He's also a sociopath and hates romance. Other stuff undecided.